On Company Time (OCT) – Half-Horse Half-Man

Lyrics

I met her on the internet. We haven’t met in person yet, and that’s how I’d like it to stay. ‘Cause I’ve been down this road before, and they always end up wanting more. They take one look and run away because I’m a creature of the night. How could she ever love me right when I am only half a man? She’s coming over here tonight, and to tell the truth, I’m terrified. There’s nowhere left to hide the fact that I’m a half-horse, half-man.

How could she ever understand that I’m a half-horse, half-man? I’m a half-horse, half-man; that’s what I am. And so I told my love the truth, and she was actually pretty cool with finding out that I’m a horse. She introduced me to her friends and took me to her room, and then we made love, cowgirl, of course. But someone’s coming up the stairs, and she said her parents weren’t there, but I’m finding out that was a lie. She told me, “Babe, you gotta hide!” I told her, “Where, I’m half a horse?”

Her dad opens the door and says, “Is that a half-horse, half-man laying naked in my daughter’s bed? That is a half-horse, half-man.” Someone try to help me understand. My mom’s my mom, and my dad’s a horse; the two of them had intercourse. I’m traumatized by their divorce, and that is how I’m a horse, half-man. I am one half-horse, half-man; that’s what I am.

She loves me just the way I am; she loves that I’m half-horse, half-man. We don’t give a damn who understands. Let’s run away into the night and leave our families behind. We’ll start our own family in time, a family of half-horse, half-men, or maybe even horse-women and half-horse children.